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a man walked into a fish shop with a fish in his hands he said "have you got a fishcake" then the lady said "yes sure but you have one in your hand" the man said yes but its the fishcakes birthday. hahahahahahaha
my mama is so stupid,i told her christmas was right around the corner-so she went looking for it.
haha
why did god give women arms?
do you have any idea how long it would take to lick the bathroom clean.
haha
what do you call a top pop group made up from nits?
the lice girls
what do you call a girl with a frog in her mouth?
lily.
haha
why did the wizard turn the naughty girl into a mouse?
because she ratted him.
haha
first monster: That pretty girl just rolled her eyes at me.
second monster:well you better roll them back to her she might need them.
haha
a fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream covered with lashings of raspberry sause and piles of chopped nuts.
"would you like a cherry on the top"asked the waitress.
"no thanks" said the girl i am on a diet.
HAHA
